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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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