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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life without purpose is meaningless. - Amy Torres

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

You have to become the kind of person who deserves the life you want. - Brianna Wiest

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence. - Aristotle

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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