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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Man should not ask what the meaning of his life is, but rather he must recognize that it is he who is asked. - Viktor Frankl

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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