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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide


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