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Existential Parking

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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Equality is what does not exist among mortals. - e e cummings

Hard Times: When all we can pay is compliments - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

Some fellows pay a compliment like they expect a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people. - Kin Hubbard

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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