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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

It is inconceivable that anything should be existing. - Celia Green

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. - Oscar Wilde

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people. - Kin Hubbard

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. - Rene Descartes

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. - James R. Cook

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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