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You exist only in what you do. - Federico Fellini

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Equality is what does not exist among mortals. - e e cummings

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! - The Wizard of Oz

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

All good things which exist are the fruits of originality. - John Stuart Mill

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One hundred million dollars is way too much to pay for Microsoft. - Unknown

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit a lot of people. - Kin Hubbard

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, and you will pay only the station-to-station rate. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Teenagers only have to focus on themselves. It's not until we get older that we realize that other people exist. - Jennifer Lawrence

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. - Ambrose Bierce

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. - Thomas Jefferson

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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