Existential Parking

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Happiness can exist only in acceptance. - George Orwell

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

The sin ye do by two and two ye must pay for one by one. - Rudyard Kipling

Raisin Pay: Giving a well-deserved raise to your employees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee. - Arnold Glasgow

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

It was even odds that the thing I was the most afraid of didn't actually exist at all. - Steven Kotler

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright