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Errington Error

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Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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