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Errington Error thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Now hiring a new spell checker in Errington, B.C.

Errington is a small community on Vancouver Island, B.C., Canada, located on Errington Road, off Highway 4, just south of Parksville and Qualicum Beach

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Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. - Arthur Ashe

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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