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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis


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