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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

There is no greater discovery than seeing God as the author of your destiny. - Ravi Zacharias

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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