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Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

When you focus on being a blessing, God makes sure that you are always blessed in abundance. - Joel Osteen

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs but there will never be equality in the servants' hall. - James M Barrie

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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