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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa


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