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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

God is always on the side of the strongest battalion. - Voltaire

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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