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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White


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