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If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

My greatest thought is my accountability to God. - Daniel Webster

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

I had to deny knowledge in order to make room for faith. - Immanuel Kant

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs. - Oliver Herford

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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