#1 humor site on the 'net

Equal Rights Church

Who was the first to demand equality in the Bible?

Equal Rights Church thanks to Melanie Beauchamp

Religious signs in Knoxville

Equal Rights Church thanks to Melanie Beauchamp

QuotaBills
God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Faith does not eliminate questions. But faith knows where to take them. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim

Chocolate Couch

Ant Attack

Extreme Pressure Cooker

Just Thinking

Nothing Wrong Picture

Lipstick Dog

Hair Strengthener

Whale Photobomb