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A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious children before the Great Mystery into which we were born. - Albert Einstein

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler