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Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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