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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp


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