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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah