Enjoy The View

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken