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Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain


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