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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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