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In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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