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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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