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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. - Leo Rosten

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

You will be defined not just by what you achieve, but by how you survive. - Sheryl Sandberg

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson


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