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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

Viper: What you use to clean ze vindows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

I don't want to survive. I want to live. - 12 Years a Slave

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles H Spurgeon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing about grandchildren is that you're not too busy supporting them to enjoy them. - Unknown

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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