Enjoy Fresh Air

Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? - George Carlin

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault