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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - Joseph Heller

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves. - Aesop

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

In the end no one gets out alive, so you may as well enjoy every moment you can. - Peter Legge

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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