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Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor. - Roger Moore

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The best way to pay for a lovely moment is to enjoy it. - Richard Bach

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you're gonna be a failure, at least be one at something you enjoy. - Sylvester Stallone

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Perfection is not a destination; it's a never-ending process... Enjoy! - Jim Bouchard

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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