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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Be absolutely determined to enjoy what you do. - Gerry Sikorski

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world. - Joseph Addison

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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