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Through enjoyment we endure. - Florence Ditlow

Every moment is a fresh beginning. - T S Eliot

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F Kennedy

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I enjoy my wrinkles and regard them as badges of distinction - I've worked hard for them! - Maggie Kuhn

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. - Jim Trelease

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen


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