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Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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