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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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