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Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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