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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack


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