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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. - George Lucas

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner


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Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

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Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

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Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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