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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

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Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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It's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO


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