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Ella Vader

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Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

These aren't the droids you're looking for... - Obi Wan Kenobi

General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected. - Anakin Skywalker

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - Princess Leia

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Sometimes you must let go of your pride and do what is asked of us. - Anakin Skywalker

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner


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