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Ella Vader

Darth Vader's rarely photographed wife

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Star Wars - stepping up in the world

Ella Vader thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Never tell me the odds! - George Lucas

Obi-Wan has taught you well. - Darth Vader

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

There is good in him. I've felt it. - Luke Skywalker

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Good Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now. - Chancellor Palpatine

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

One thing's for sure, we're all going to be a lot thinner. - Han Solo

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku


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