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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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