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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Cookbook: A volume that is full of stirring passages - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Eggheads unite, you have nothing to lose but your yolks. - Adlai Stevenson
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart