Earth Day Memories

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Today is Earth Day, or, as the Bush administration calls it, Monday - David Letterman

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I don't want to be a product of my environment; I want my environment to be a product of me. - Jack Nicholson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Reactive people are often affected by their physical environment. They find external sources to blame for their behavior. - Stephen Covey

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli