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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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