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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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