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Early Morning Conversation

After a bad night's sleep Little Johnny was a little cranky

Early Morning Conversation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When people want to have full conversations in the morning

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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