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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Why did I wake up in a garbage can? - Nicole Polizzi

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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