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Early Morning Conversation

After a bad night's sleep Little Johnny was a little cranky

Early Morning Conversation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When people want to have full conversations in the morning

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Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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