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Early Morning Conversation

After a bad night's sleep Little Johnny was a little cranky

Early Morning Conversation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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