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Drumset Motorcycle

Moving towards portable percussion

Drumset Motorcycle thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Drum set for traveling bands

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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