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Drumset Motorcycle

Moving towards portable percussion

Drumset Motorcycle thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Drum set for traveling bands

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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