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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

When you see into the invisible, you will dare to do the impossible! - John Paul Warren

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

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