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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. - John F Kennedy

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from. - Suze Orman

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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