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Dream The Impossible

Affirmation for Positive Thinking

Dream The Impossible thanks to Wayne Nowazek

'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' - Monty Python

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Everything is always impossible before it works. - Albert Schweitzer

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little longer. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Most of the things worth doing in the world have been declared impossible before they were done. - Louis D. Brandeis

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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