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Drawn To Curiosity

Cardboard box makes a perfect hiding place for the cat

Drawn To Curiosity thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Optical illusions for feline subjects

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist


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