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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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