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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt