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Douglas Fir Log Home

Building the first custom log home

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment. - Leonard Nimoy

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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