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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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