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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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