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Douglas Fir Log Home thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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