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Double Your Vision

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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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