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Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Vision without action is hallucination.
Action without vision is random activity. - Unknown

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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