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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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The best vision is insight. - Malcolm Forbes

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. - Garry Shandling

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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