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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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