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Double Your Vision

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Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

The most powerful person in the world is the story teller. The storyteller sets the vision, values and agenda of an entire generation that is to come. - Steve Jobs


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