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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Keratin: What preserved carrots are sold in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Be the grandest version of the greatest vision you ever had about who you are. - Unknown

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

For me it's all about personal vision - is there something about a subject that uniquely speaks to me. - Leonard Nimoy

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

A vision without a task makes a visionary.
A task without a vision is drudgery.
A vision with a task makes a missionary. - Samuel Chadwick

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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