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Double Your Vision

The Sign of an Optimistic Optometric Bartender

Double Your Vision thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. - Japanese Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In order to carry a positive action we must develop here a positive vision. - Dalai Lama

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Our shared vision of belonging is the thread that weaves through every touchpoint on Airbnb. - Brian Chesky

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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