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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Foul words and frowns must not repel a lover. - William Shakespeare

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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