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Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Be silent or let thy words be worth more than silence. - Pythagoras

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

Tasteful Words: Always use tasteful words - you never know when you’ll have to eat them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson


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