Double Negative Education

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

We all live in suspense, from day to day, from hour to hour; in other words, we are the hero of our own story. - Mary McCarthy

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

The words 'figure' and 'fictitious' both derive from the same Latin root, 'fingere.' Beware! - M.J. Moroney

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz