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Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

“Two powerful, little words I've learned to use when facing challenges, fears, and doubts -
"So what?” - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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