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Be not a slave of words. - Thomas Carlyle

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. - Mark Twain

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

You don't have good grammar when you type with your fists. - C.F. Payne

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson


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