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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Education is a system of imposed ignorance. - Noam Chomsky

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle


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