Doormat Spy

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson