Doormat Spy

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill