Doormat Spy

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright