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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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