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QuotaBillsGoing to the woods is going home. - John Muir
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson
At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton
One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben
The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel
Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath
Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson