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Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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