Donut Holes

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Whatever sprinkles your donut. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

I'm just here for the donuts. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

New mysteries. New day. Fresh doughnuts. - David Lynch

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts. - Shannon Wiersbitzky

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. - Steven Wright

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright