Donut Holes

Donut give up. - Homer Simpson

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

You had me at donut. - Unknown

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

I donut know what I'd do without you. - Unknown

Abs are great, but have you tried donuts? - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

If I'm not eating donuts, I'm thinking about it. - Unknown

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm just a person standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. - Unknown

Some people aren't good at anything. Some people just really like donuts. - Lisa Graff

My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson

I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova

Yesterday I found out what doughnuts are for. You put them on doughbolts. They hold dough airplanes together. For kids, they make erector sets out of play-dough. - Steven Wright

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright

When I was growing up in Monrovia, the capital of Liberia, I sold doughnuts, popcorn and Kool Aid every day after school so that my family had some money and I could pay my school fees. It was a tough life. - George Weah