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Dog Bidet

Why drinking fountain water will never taste the same

Dog Bidet thanks to Keith Blake

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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