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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Vanity plays lurid tricks with our memory. - John Conrad

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. - Phyllis Diller

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Dr. Seuss

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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