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Taking a trip down memory lane

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Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Every man's memory is his private literature. - Aldous Huxley

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Moms are as relentless as the tides. They don't just drive us to practice, they drive us to greatness. - Steve Rushin

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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