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Taking a trip down memory lane

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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