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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan