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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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