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“Now is the winter of our discontent”
William Shakespeare - Richard III
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute
“Now is the winter of our discontent”
William Shakespeare - Richard III
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour’d upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth’d his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady’s chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings
Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde
My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull
In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss
Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne
An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings
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