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Discount Florida Hotel

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Discount Florida Hotel thanks to Kyla Harris

When the bed's a crockin', don't come knockin'

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See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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