Did you say her name was Alice?
Following Lewis Carroll down the rabbit hole
Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk? - the Mad Hatter
A: The higher the fewer, of course! Have another cup of tea! - Stephen King's son Danny
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (commonly shortened to Alice in Wonderland) is an 1865 novel written by English author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll. It tells of a girl named Alice who follows a talking, clothed White Rabbit with a pocket watch. Alice falls through a rabbit hole into a curious hall with many locked doors of all sizes - a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures.
QuotaBillsRabbit: Hare today, mink tomorrow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair
Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields
I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown
I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts
Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker