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Did you say her name was Alice?

Following Lewis Carroll down the rabbit hole

Did you say her name was Alice? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk? - the Mad Hatter
A: The higher the fewer, of course! Have another cup of tea! - Stephen King's son Danny

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (commonly shortened to Alice in Wonderland) is an 1865 novel written by English author Charles Lutwidge Dodgson under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll. It tells of a girl named Alice who follows a talking, clothed White Rabbit with a pocket watch. Alice falls through a rabbit hole into a curious hall with many locked doors of all sizes - a fantasy world populated by peculiar, anthropomorphic creatures.

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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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