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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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