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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst


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