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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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A rolling stone gathers no moss. - John Heywood

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst


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