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Did I Say Stop?

When rolling stops aren't adequate

Did I Say Stop? thanks to Keith Blake

Rolling Stop Law and Legal Definition

Rolling Stop: when a vehicle fails to come to a complete stop
Complete Stop: when there is no forward momentum and the needle on the speedometer is at 0

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Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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