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Devil's Food Rose Cake

A rose by any other name would smell and look as sweet

Devil's Food Rose Cake thanks to May Fallington

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

Recede: Plant the garden again - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Everything's coming up roses - for me. - Ethel Merman

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses. - Ovid

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. - Alphonse Karr

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it is also more nourishing. - H L Mencken

An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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