Detroit Counterfeit Bill

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank. - Bertroit Brecht

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

If a dollar doesn't do what it used to, remember that hardly anyone else does either. - Amish Saying

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki