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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers