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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce