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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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