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Detroit Counterfeit Bill

How counterfeiting works in da Hood

Detroit Counterfeit Bill thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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