Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters
QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb
Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch
Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown
Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte
Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy