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Deer Hunter Tattoo

Pointing towards a good hunting season

Deer Hunter Tattoo thanks to Lucas Gordian

Expecting a 9-point trophy buck?

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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