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Deer Fence

Is he separated from his Herd, Leash or Mob?

Deer Fence thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. - Will Rogers

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

When the last deer disappears into the morning mist; when the last elk vanishes from the hills; when the last buffalo falls on the plains; I will hunt mice, for I am a hunter and I must have my freedom. - Chief Joseph

When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. - Henry David Thoreau

Good Neighbour: 1. A fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb it; 2. One who doesn't borrow his garden hose back too often; 3. One who gives you the benefit of the dirt; 4. One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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