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Dead Hand

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Dead Hand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The 'dead man's hand' is a two-pair poker hand consisting of two black aces and two black eights. Along with an unknown 'hole' card, these were the cards reportedly held by 'Old West' folk hero, lawman and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was murdered.

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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