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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. - Unknown

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good. - Unknown

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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