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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way forwards is backwards. - Dave Sexton

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

There is a period of life when we go backwards as we advance. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you can see. - Winston Churchill

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards. - Soren Kierkegaard

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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