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Dance With Me

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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