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Dance With Me

Pied piper finds the perfect standalone dance partner

Dance With Me thanks to Barry McCartney

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Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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