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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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