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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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