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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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