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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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