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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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