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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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