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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

To stay a great singer or guitar player, you've go to do it 24 7. That's what I do. - Sammy Hagar

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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