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Dance While You Can

Can you hear the beat of the music?

Dance While You Can thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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