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Cutting Edge Table

This kitchen design wasn't by axident

Cutting Edge Table thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to cut down on your eating

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

I'm just like anyone. I cut and I bleed and I embarass easily. - Michael Jackson

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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