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A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump