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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek


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