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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Acquiring knowledge is passive; experience is active. - Unknown

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. - Will Rogers

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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