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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

The only source of knowledge is experience. - Albert Einstein

The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement. - Amit Kalantri

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. - Simon Bolivar

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

The soul should always stand ajar, ready to welcome the ecstatic experience. - Emily Dickinson

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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