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Commenstrual with my experience - Archie Bunker

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Experience teaches only the teachable. - Aldous Huxley

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

Beyond meditation there is the experience of now. - Ryan Parenti

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most. - Bob Dylan

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. - Unknown

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him. - Aldous Huxley

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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