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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

An actor draws on his own experience. - Christopher Walken

There is no such thing as vicarious experience. - Mary Parker Follett

You can't create experience, you undergo it. - Albert Camus

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Steven Wright

I never think of my audiences as customers. I think of them as partners. - James Stewart

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience. - Elbert Hubbard

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. - Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Every crucial experience can be regarded as a setback - or the start of a new kind of development. - Mary R Rinehart

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Once in a while it really hits people that they don't have to experience the world in the way they have been told to. - Alan Keightley

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers