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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque

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Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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