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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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