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Crossed Paths

Realizing you're on 'The Road Not Taken'

Crossed Paths thanks to Keith Blake

Some days you wish you were traveling elsewhere

Looks like we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque
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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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