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Ebola's deadly jump from animal to animal

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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

A closed mouth catches no flies. - French Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A kite only flies if it's tethered. - Victor Robert Lee

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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