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Bicycle thief caught in the act

Cowcycle thanks to Lance Hebert

How to reduce bicycle theft

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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