Cow Trampoline
Phyllis ruined it for everyone
QuotaBillsIn the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader