Cow Trampoline

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams