Cow Trampoline

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel