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Cow Trampoline

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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