QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison