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Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The person who won't read has no advantage over the person who can't. - Clifford Warren

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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