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Biblical prayer for the Canadian Prime Minister

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Trudeau bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Trudeau. Psalm 109:8".
Conservative Prayer thanks to Karen Moore

Psalm 109 - Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our Prime Minister! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Canadian Conservatives. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Prayer is the difference between seeing with our physical eyes and seeing with our spiritual eyes. - Mark Batterson

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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