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Biblical prayer for the Canadian Prime Minister

My wife and I were in slow-moving traffic the other day and we were stopped behind a car that had an unusual Trudeau bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Trudeau. Psalm 109:8".
Conservative Prayer thanks to Karen Moore

Psalm 109 - Inspiration for those in leadership

When we got home my wife got out the Bible and opened it up to the scripture. She started laughing, then she read it to me - then I had a good laugh too.
Psalm 109:8 (NIV): "May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership."
And the King James version reads, "Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

At last I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our Prime Minister! Let us all bow our heads and pray, fellow Canadian Conservatives. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN?

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

The secret of praying is praying in secret. - Leonard Ravenhill

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Amen: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

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Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

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Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

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Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

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Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

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Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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