Communion Wafers

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler