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Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

I clearly have done things that were wrong. I've clearly had to seek God's forgiveness. - Newt Gingrich

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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