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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God predestines everything so that the purpose precedes the destination. - Myles Munroe

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell