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Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

A man of courage is also full of faith. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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