Communion Wafers

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved. - Andre Gide

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

We may ignore, but we can nowhere evade, the presence of God. The world is crowded with him. He walks everywhere incognito. - C S Lewis

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie