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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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