Coming Up Roses

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage. - John A Holmes

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses. - Abraham Lincoln

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown