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Colour Wheel

Mother nature's tire tread of life

Colour Wheel thanks to LeeAnne Palmer

How to best view the autumn colour change - why leaves change colour

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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Don't leave before the miracle happens! - Unknown

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

When hard reason fails, leave it to the poets. - Ravi Zacharias

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

I hate to leave in the middle of all this hillerarity. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind. - C S Lewis

It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser. - Phyllis Diller

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

We should not be afraid to go into a new era, to leave the old beyond. - Zack Wamp

Leave something for someone but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Blyton

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Now something so sad has hold of us that the breath leaves and we can't even cry. - Charles Bukowski

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott


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