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Colour Wheel

Mother nature's tire tread of life

Colour Wheel thanks to LeeAnne Palmer

How to best view the autumn colour change - why leaves change colour

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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Leave a little sparkle wherever you go. - Unknown

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Dialogue: Changing the colour of a piece of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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