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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh


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