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College Math Creativity

Trigonometry Trick - turning sin() to six

College Math Creativity thanks to May Dun

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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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