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Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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