College Math Creativity

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means of education. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com